ACCELERATING METABOLISM

This time, not based on propulsion gel!

Other products

aperture MORS EVERYWHERE

I'll be honest.


We're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks..


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OUR PRODUCTS

Citranium

0,12$ per can

aperture MORS

0,10$ per bottle

This is not a drink, but a combustible lemon. We sell them too.

ADVANTAGES OF OUR PRODUCTS

ONLY NATURAL
INGREDIENTS

ABSOLUTELY SAFE

THERE MAY BE A CAKE
IN A BOX OF MORS

Don't ask how this happened.
We don't know ourselves.

MORE VALUABLE THAN THE ORGANS AND COMBINED INCOMES OF EVERYONE IN TOWN

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Reviews

Now let's see what our former customers think about our products

This wasn't the good idea to buy a "dietary replacement of pudding", which is based on propulsion gel. The feeling that he is still jumping in my stomach.
client
Michael Greenman
Economist
Who knew that "Combustible Lemon" wasn't an adverstment. Thought to make lemonade, but ended up homeless.
client
Jhosh Cartman
Security department
I'm an employee of the Aperture Science, not a client. I didn't even buy abything, but I just participated in the development of some products. Yes, and leadership in general is the same, what will be in this review, so I'm just blaah blahblahblahblah blah blaahblahblaahblah blahblaah blaahblahblaah blah blahblah blahblahblah blahblaah blahblaahblahblah blahblah blah
client
Doug Rattmann
Company employee